Valentines for Weirdos
If one spouse means monotony
and two spouses bring bigotry
just how many spice
would you have to entice
to trigger trigonometry?
The cheek in question?
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
but a bite on the cheek is so hard to forget
cos when sat upon often, no matter how gentle
the scar would be with you forever I'd bet.
What's love got to do with it?
There was a young girl from Verona
who was not a complainer or moana
about money because
it filled cupboards and drawers
since she married a rich racehorse owna.
Copyright © Peter Black 2010
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